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Friday, 05 September 2008

SEX NIGHTMARE

so after 5 years I was tested again for leading a promiscuous life... something is found. And it is exactly what is making me want to get down on my knees and take back all the actions ive done just to fulfill my sexual desires.
I cant believe it. I could actually be infected with an STD.
ENCOUNTERS:
1. The NOVICE: a relationship that we know as puppy love.
RATE: 5 out of 10: the feelings were there, but it was innocent and sloppy.
UNPROTECTED

2. The ROMEO: the ONE i want but cant have
RATE: 9.9 out of 10: SEXUAL SATISFACTION but oral is too rough. PRACTICE MAKES WETNESS.
UNPROTECTED
3. The PLAYER: sleepovers with me yet goes to ZOO to play with the Cougar Girlfriend
RATE: 8 out of 10: Makes me OOo -- while going down... definitely knows how to play ROUGH.
UNPROTECTED
4. The BACHELOR: Took the V but could never COMMIT
RATE: 5 out of 10: couldnt decide what size it is? girth? length? ounce!!
PROTECTED
So which ENCOUNTER got me twisted?
i'm all bent up out of shape thinking of all the endless possibilities. does this make me infertile? how long have i been a walking STD? does it have to be removed?
who's gonna want me now?
F!@#$

Thursday, 04 September 2008

What are five bad habits that you have?

In response to the perfect featured question...

nymphomania, partying tooooo hard, drinking too much, smoking and cursing

I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!
When lesbians attack

What a MESS again...

I always said if I were to become lesbian it would be with apes! but what happens when she starts hitting on you? Sober I would NEVER! but what happens if she gets me drunk and vulnerable??? And it is college years and time to experiment roite?

mental note. never get drunk around the apes.
Fuckin' a potential "Papi" literally...

It's a MESS here...

So... this past summer I started hooking up with this really hott guy as well that I met in class... Now, I'm extremely immature when it comes to dating... that is, I haven't dated much at all and don't know the rules for it... (as in the REBEL's inexperience with sex) I don't know whether or not it was just sex to him but I really believed he cared about me. The thing is... there's a bit of his life, or rather a LOT of his life that he seemed to have left out from telling me. Being said, i think he has children. and maybe perhaps a wife/exwife/ baby's mama's drama. After finding that out, or rather it being hinted to me through a bunch of pictures I found in his wallet... twas time for me to exit stage left!! I was fuckin' outta there! But he still calls and we were supposed to talk about it once I got back from vacation but still no "sit down" and I've tried to shun him out of my life. Not so much because he may have children, but just because

1. I have no idea how many other girls he's dating/ fucking
2. He didn't respect me enough to let me decide whether or not it was OK with me that he has children
3. Too much potential baby's mama drama.
4. He consistently lies to me.

I knew from the beginning exactly what I was getting myself into, but figured i'd go along for the ride and see where it took us. He was good at convincing me there actually might be something there... oh well!

Sometimes people just have to learn the hard way. toodles!
This is the "rebel"

So I lost it this summer to a freakin hott!! hott!! guy!!!! oh my gosh. Just wanna share some of the funny moments. So I didn't really know the sex etiquettes. One of which is that it's normal for a guy to cum in a girl's stomach. So me being the dumb ass that I am, said "yuck" and "what the hell?" when he came in my stomach. Hahhaha. I could tell he was pissed off and said, "I keep forgetting that you're a beginner." What the fuck?! How can you freakin forget about that shit. Hahah. So the next time we did it, when he pulled out he was freakin catching his cum!!! Hahhahahha can you just imagine him freakin catching his own cum. hahahhah oh man. Well at least he was considerate, right?

That is all for now. **hearts&dreams**